Samogra

Samogra is a game that fails at everything it tries. I believe the developer, and I'm talking only about the guy who took the job of a programmer, tried his best, and still painfuly failed.

Attacks lack impact, the enemies don't even have an AI, they just follow the player mindlessly, because there's no obstacles on these flabergastingly tiny poor 5 maps this game has. The progression system is meaningless, at the start it's SO HARD to even unlock anything, but when you get the only good shard upgrade - these 3 blue balls, even on the stage one of the upgrade, the Starter character goes from annoyingly terrible to a god, the same with all the other so-called "Agents".  And the upgrade doesn't work with the bombing guy - who is terrible if you play him normally, but becomes Zeus when you go into a corner and start spamming left-click (throws bombs) and right-click (detonates bombs). And when you get the legendary character - P.E.G. the gameplay basically ends, there's nothing more than getting levels for trophies which give you nothing except a number and a recolor of the player baner, which are often ugly and you cannot change back. 1.5/5

Let's not even talk about the mobile suppor- that's not even support! It's a mobile disability simulator. The mobile version is borderline unplayable due to the absurd double-tap shooting system and unresponsive movement. You can't even shoot and move at the same time in the mobile version. Did you know that in the mobile version you need to click once to change the direction your Agent is shooting at, and then tap again? And the worst thing, both of these taps waste your ammo, and you probaly will fire nowhere, the first tap. 0/5

And the bugs - why even add the agents Garet and Banana? After you buy them, it's your luck if you keep them or the game randomly decides to remove them from your save. Kross' special attack literally forced me to reload the game, and it's not even that powerful. And the banana guy? even his normal attack lags the game completely. And these are only few bugs I've met in my short playtime - yes, short playtime, because I couldn't stand playing this, but still managed to progress a lot, but spend half of my playthrough on the starter character. 0/5 

The art is better than the game... but, it's not comparable to cool indie games, so I'll say it still sucks, no offense to the OpenGameArt people, I only criticize the art made by the comic sans person who also programmed this mess. 2.95/5

The game has only one good feature - the German translation, but it's pointless as this game is so unpopular and bad, even English-speaking players wouldn't care enough to play this. The German version may lack some translations, but overall I think it's kinda authentic, and comprehensive for young German learners. 3/5

The game is still terrible. I created an account just to write how terrible this game truly is. 

A tip for the "programmer" guy (that Comic Sans Bro guy or smth) - never make games again, please, this is a disgrace to the society! You will never make a good game, for the rest of the team - find a better "developer" to work with than the comic sans person. The only things that are at least mid is the art (made by the Sans guy, but also some OpenGameArt creators like Kim Lightyear, tho I wanna believe that the arts of Zombies and Agents are made by the Sans guy - as OpenGameArt must have some quality standards, at least I hope so, and didn't find these graphics anywhere online. And they are stylictically consistent), and the German translation. The "programmer"/"artist" has no future, probably in every carrier. Never try again.

Average rating: 1.49/5

ComicSansBro, please... NEVER. MAKE. GAMES. AGAIN.